Sacarsm

10 Things i hate about everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time.. I know where my watch is, pal. Where the hell is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their asses to search the entire room to find the TV remote just cause they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say " Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right. What good is cake if you cant eat it?

4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do it? Who and where are they?

5. When people watching a film say "did ya see that?" No loser, i paid $12 to come and stare at the damned floor!

6. People who ask "can i ask you a question?".. Didnt give me a choice, did ya, sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's 'new', then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldnt be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone's ever done! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you're waiting for a bus and someone comes along and asks 'has the bus come yet?' If the bus came, would i be standing here?

10. People who say things like "my ears aren't what they used to be". So what did they use to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

HAHAHAHA. The sacarsm is epic. :D

credits: Just having a golden day